JAFO

Just another F**king Observer!
Mon May 11
Up-and-coming rapper robs a store with a BB gun to gain some "street cred."
Tue Apr 14
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Hey Casey Kasem! Why don’t you tell us all about this new fangled digital audio disc that is coming in the future! How much is the player?!?!?!?

Mon Apr 13
Howdy neighbor, how about we work out this tree problem? Okay, let me get my shotgun
Sun Apr 12
Police pull over woman with 20 cats loose inside her car, then have to herd the escaped cats.
Fri Apr 10
Protip: If you're going to steal groceries from Wal-Mart, don't leave recently-developed photos behind
Sun Feb 22
Old and Busted : "Video Games made me do it." New Hotness: "NASCAR made me do it"
Tue Feb 17
Health tip: If the doctor's office is at "Holiday Inn Express Motel in meeting room on the first floor," he might not be a real doctor
Tue Feb 3
Suspect is pantsless, I repeat, pantsless
Mon Jan 12
Today on MSNBC... BABY-EATING DEATH CABINETS
Hamburger: $1.35. Diet Coke: $1.50. Unsolicited McDonald's hug: $100,000
Sat Jan 10
By the numbers: .34, 3, 6, 97. You can guess which ones are MPH, blood alcohol and ages of kids in the car
Fri Jan 9
OMG Im txtn n drivn yl nt warin a seatbelt. I hope I dnt hit d median, cauzn my car 2 flip 6 tyms killn me instantly.
Fri Dec 26
Nothing captures the holiday spirit like getting arrested on Christmas eve, then again Christmas morning.
Sun Dec 14
Female firefighter fights firing for farking fellow frisky firemen, fanning flames for firehouse flings
Tue Dec 2
First grader robs fellow student at knifepoint in the school bathroom. Just another Tuesday in South Florida